I am a Liar.

For once as a rarest of rare occurance,

I am being honest with you and telling you that i am a liar.

A habitual one? A pathological one? Or occassional?

I guess thats not relevant but nevertheless I am a liar.

I laughed my heart out watching Devdas

and cartoons make me cry

I am a liar.

I abhor chillies, it gives me funny feeling in my stomach

But its not that i like sweets any better

I am a liar.

Doin favors for people makes me feel contented.

Its said to mean I like to throw my weight around

So should I feel bad about it?

I am thinking but i cant decide; or maybe I dont want to.

I am a liar.

My friends meet me and say I hardly act like a gal

I wonder what will they say if they saw me changing my lipcolor thrice this mornin.

I am a liar.

I like buying handbags; you can never have enough of them

Still its a pain carrying them and i prefer a wallet anyday

I am a liar

Some of it is a lie, most of it is true

Some of it is true, most of it is a lie

Whosoever reads it will try to put a ‘T’ or ‘F’ across each line.

Just keep one thing in mind when you do so

I am a liar.

Topic courtesy Bakfire.