I am a Liar.

For once as a rarest of rare occurance,
I am being honest with you and telling you that i am a liar.
A habitual one? A pathological one? Or occassional?
I guess thats not relevant but nevertheless I am a liar.
I laughed my heart out watching Devdas
and cartoons make me cry
I am a liar.
I abhor chillies, it gives me funny feeling in my stomach
But its not that i like sweets any better
I am a liar.
Doin favors for people makes me feel contented.
Its said to mean I like to throw my weight around
So should I feel bad about it?
I am thinking but i cant decide; or maybe I dont want to.
I am a liar.
My friends meet me and say I hardly act like a gal
I wonder what will they say if they saw me changing my lipcolor thrice this mornin.
I am a liar.
I like buying handbags; you can never have enough of them
Still its a pain carrying them and i prefer a wallet anyday
I am a liar
Some of it is a lie, most of it is true
Some of it is true, most of it is a lie
Whosoever reads it will try to put a ‘T’ or ‘F’ across each line.
Just keep one thing in mind when you do so
I am a liar.

TopicΒ courtesyΒ Bakfire.

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10 thoughts on “I am a Liar.

  1. Wah wah kya baat hai!!!

    “I like buying handbags; you can never have enough of them
    Still its a pain carrying them and i prefer a wallet anyday”
    If u r lying abt everything in the poem then I found this bit hard to believe…..I guess this is the only true bit in the poem πŸ˜€

  2. Bakfire: If I say no, will you believe me? Afterall, I am a liar πŸ˜‰

    Nancy: Part of it is true, i admit. And wishing a very very happy new year to you too πŸ™‚

    Sanelyinsane: Now dat would be interesting to read. When is it coming up?

  3. Pingback: Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. « Keeping track of a wandering mind

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